2005-08-02
1:56 p.m.
When I should be working I'm...
ss: i don't own anythign pink
bl: i should hope not
ss: lol
bl: unless you're secretly gay, in which case i say
bl: "come out of the closet, you're FABULOUS!"
ss: lol
ss: sorry no can do
bl: I love gay men! Love love love them!
bl: and gay porn, but that's besides the point.
ss: uuuugh
ss: gay porn is grody
bl: Yeah but don't guys like lesbian porn? don't you think it's kind of a double standard that girls can't like gay porn?
ss: yah, total double standard
ss: but girls = soft and yummy
ss: boys = hairy/gross
bl: not GAY boys!
ss: lol
ss: some of them!
bl: Gay boys = less hairy, more muscley & shiny!!!
ss: LOL
ss: you crack me up
bl: shiny is good, expecially on boys
ss: but boys suck each other off is just plain yuck
bl: LOL!!!
bl: it's kind of yuck when girls do it too!
ss: yeah, but
bl: at least on film it is...the overly done slurping noises is too much...breathe through your nose already!!!
ss: it's just different!
ss: i know
ss: and sometimes
ss: when they
ss: shoot i can't talk about his on IM
ss: what am i thinkin'!!
bl: I was about to say
bl: let's digress, shall we?
ss: ya
ss: sorry, don't do nuttin for me
bl: did i tell you about when we were in that store? and i kept having to hide from middle aged guys, and i ended up in the Tranny Porn aisle? now THAT dosen't do anything for me
ss: lol
ss: sounds like it was quite and adventure
bl: it totally was...the people who worked there acted EXACTLY like you'd expect
bl: they were having a heated discussion on the many uses of lube!
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