5:45 a.m. Hole - Use Once And Destroy Waking up sucks sucks sucks. Especially when you have a head chock full o' snot and you have to play "drown the spider" before you can step into the shower. Proceed to breakfast, two cups of coffee thick enough to chew. From there, the daily temper tantrum that is finding something to wear to work. Today's masterpiece: Old Navy cargo slacks in black, Faded Glory stretch T-shirt in plum. Thanks Wal-Mart! Don't forget to trip over the cat and spill coffee on front of shirt.

7:28 a.m. Queens of The Stone Age - Go With The Flow Ah the morning commute. Wasn't so bad until I started Working in BFL (L=Lexington) Drink what coffee hasn't spilled on shirt and cat, smoke cigarettes and shout at assholes who showed up on "Get your free liscence day". Avoid running over co-workers while trying to find a parking spot.

8:05 a.m. Spoon - The Way We Get By Run to bathroom before pregnant co-worker can get to it, proceed to waiting for terminal to boot up, waiting, waiting, waiting. Proceed to hair-pulling phone calls to insurance compaines "the North Dakota office? Can you transfer me?" drink exactly three Starbucks Triple Shot Espresso drinks.

12:00 p.m. Jay Z - The Threat/Dirt off Your Shoulders Ride around for one hour watching people eat lunch. Smoke many cigarettes.

5:00 p.m. Postal Service - Such Great Heights drive home dreamily, thinking about the moment when the bra comes off. Aaah. Comfort. Find something inventive to make for dinner since the pantry could rival Old Mother Hubbard's. Broccoli quesadillas? Fabu!

8:00 p.m. Tori Amos - Space Dog Proceed to fight with boyfriend over the pause button, cable, and hot dogs. Get angry and shut self in computer room to play pyramid solataire. Think about parents, dying Aunt Laura, ex-husband, boyfriend in next room, Terminex and Shoes.

11:00 p.m. Bellylove - Back to Freedom Crawl into bed after taking shot of Tylenol p.m. Cold formula.

Rinse and Repeat.

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