2004-12-15
2:03 p.m.
Give me your best Freud.
I know people are always saying "I had the Wierdest dream last night", but in my case it's true. So True.
I was selling my car, and this one guy wanted to buy it right away, but he said he couldn't travel until after he had surgery.
And I, being me, just HAD to ask - "Gee, what kind of surgery, mister?"
You know the little hole in the penis? This guy had a screw in his. A metal, phillips head screw. He said it had been there since he was a kid, but now the skin had grown over most of it so he had to have it surgically removed. (Keep in mind the guy is like 40) I said "Why now if it's been there since you were a kid?" To which he said,
"Well, I really gotta pee."
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