I am giving Carolina their due for beating Tennessee (college footbal, but never you mind) with two bits of wit:

#1 Tennessee is not so hot this year. In fact, they suck, so yeah, even USC could beat them.

#2 It's the first time in how many years? 10? 12?

For the most part, I don't give a shit who wins a college football game. Except this one. See if UT wins, my dad is in a really good mood, and will buy me shoes or something. So this is one game I always pay special attention to. I did not, by the way, get new shoes.

I'm getting the flu or something, Yay! I supposse it's what I get for flouncing around in my "Linda Evans from Dynasty" outfit Monday night, I only hope this flu is of the non-bird variety. If it is, I promise to try to breathe on the prez. No, don't thank me, it's my civic duty. Which brings me to my 2 most recent obsessions - The Colbert Report and Real Time with Bill Maher. I've been watching the past season of Real Time on my HBO on demand and it's amazing how much Fodder this administration has given Maher. The Iraqi war, Hurricaines, Harriet Miers, Carl Rove, Scooter Libby! A cornicopia of nightmares.

You can't find Transcripts of Real time Here

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And finally, New Rule: George Bush must meet some new people. You know, when Americans see their president giving every job to the same old cronies, they use words like “loyal to a fault” and “stubborn” and “close-minded,” “lives in a bubble,” “sock-puppet,” “asshole.” [laughter] “Worst president ever.” But they're missing the point. The problem isn't his political philosophy – “kill people and animals and take their gas” – the problem is he has to expand his circle of friends beyond his mom, Which is why before George Bush makes another political appointment, he has to join Friendster.

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