2004-10-03
8:44 a.m.

All it needs is a catchy title!

At our casa, and Alan's casa in Chapel Hill, we are currently making plans for a trip to NY in December.
What on earth has posessed me to get in a car with Troy, Alan, and god knows who else (possibly Amanda?) for Fourteen Hours. My god it would be sitcom worthy! Just look at the cast! First of all there's my character, the bossy, loudmouthed know-it-all who refuses to let anyone else drive, hates most techno music and insists we all listen to Instrumental Soundtracks for the entire fourteen hours. Something catchy, like the sountract to Last Of The Mohicans, or The Piano.
Next there's Troy, who can't shut up long enough to take in oxygen (that's how he ended up with those neat gills). I'm sure he'll want to talk about football, how much you can save by clipping coupons, and who will ultimately probably try to persuade everyone to participate in a farting contest.
Next Possibly Amanda, Stripper Extroidinare, who is probably the second most talkative person next to Troy. Who will more than likely participate in said Farting Contest. This is the best-case scenario. The worst? That he brings Carolyn instead. I could see a Sopranos-esque stop in New Jersey in that scenario.
Then there's my little Alan. SuperNerd. Who will not hear talk of football but would rather babble about PHP vs. ASP, Packets, what he read in that morning's Philosophical funny papers, the human condition, and ultimately the fact that he lives with a stripper and still can't get laid.
I think it's a Hit!

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